You might think Broadway would celebrate the centenary of Sir
Noel Coward’s birth with a star-studded revival of *Private
Lives* or another of his greatest hits like *Hay Fever* or
*Blithe Spirit*. Instead, the occasion is being marked with
*Waiting in the Wings,* almost the last play Coward ever
wrote: it premiered in London in 1960 and has never been seen
in New York before now. Unlike Coward’s final work *Song at
Twilight*, an unusually (for him) frank portrait of an aging
gay writer blackmailed over some old love letters to a
boyfriend, nothing about *Waiting in the Wings* is likely to
alter anyone’s assessment of the playwright a jot.
Nonetheless, it’s a minor discovery and a theatrical treat.
Set in a retirement home for
former stars of the stage who’ve fallen on financial hard
times, the play almost inevitably calls to mind *Stage Door*,
George S. Kaufman and Edna Ferber’s classic play about a
theatrical boarding house. Except that in the movie version of
*Stage Door*, Katharine Hepburn represented starlets hurtling
through the revolving door to get into show business, while
the gals in *Waiting in the Wings* are moving in the opposite
direction. (Director Michael Langham and script doctor Jeremy
Sams have added a wordless prologue in which hearse drivers
haul away a former resident, just in case it isn’t clear
what these retired divas are waiting *for*.)
The plot pivots on the
decades-long feud between May Davenport (Rosemary Harris), the
grandest dame on the premises, and Lotta Bainbridge (Lauren
Bacall), whose arrival in their midst gets the other residents
all atwitter, ready to watch the fur fly. The catfight never
quite happens, partly because Coward is doing Chekhov here
rather than Clare Boothe Luce but also because whatever is
takes to pull off the role of Lotta, Lauren Bacall doesn’t
have it. Especially up against Harris, who exemplifies stage
acting at its detailed and radiant best, Bacall looks more
like someone shopping for a handbag at Bendel’s than a
legendary thespian.
But the surprise delight of
the evening is the fantastic ensemble of veteran character
actresses -- none of them younger than 60 -- who hang out in
the living room carrying on Coward-style. Especially wonderful
are Patricia Connolly as overgrown ingenue Maudie Melrose,
Rosemary Murphy as Cora Clarke, who loves nothing more than
playing solitaire and dispensing barbed bon mots, and Helen
Stenborg, who practically steals the show as dotty firebug
Sarita Myrtle. This production also makes it clear that the
residence is run by a fag and a dyke -- Simon Jones plays
former chorus boy turned administrator Perry Lascoe and Dana
Ivey’s Superintendent Sylvia Archibald, who strides about
the house in pants demanding to be called Colonel, is the
gruffest, most affectionate, non-homicidal bulldagger we’ve
seen on Broadway, possibly ever.
Their absurdly formal manners
and ludicrous stage names (Cora Clarke, Bonita Belgrave, Topsy
Baskerville, etc.) are not played for camp here. But I know I
left the theater hankering to see the downtown revival of
*Waiting for the Wings* starring Charles Busch and an all-male
cast.
The Advocate, February 29,
2000
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