In the world according to Paul Rudnick, in the beginning God
created Adam and Steve, who in turn created shampoo and
conditioner. God also created Jane and Mabel, who invented the
wheel and clothing with pockets. Barreling to beat Terrence
McNally in the Blasphemy Sweepstakes, Rudnick has recast the
Bible as *The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told*, a gay-centric
creation story that plumbs the mythological depths of our most
cherished stereotypes. Adam and Steve are two hunky twinks
apparently born wearing jockstraps, which they lose when
they’re bumped from the Garden of Eden. Adam: “You’re
naked! You know what that means?” Steve: “I have to get to
a gym.” *Bada-boom.*
The zingers never stop
flowing from the famously fertile and perverted mind of
Rudnick, author of the hit play *Jeffrey* and movies such as
*In and Out* and *Addams Family Values*. *The Most Fabulous
Story*, which opened in December for a limited run at New York
Theater Workshop and may resurface in a commercial run in the
new year, is a full-length play, though “play” is kind of
stretching it. It’s more like two excellent *Saturday Night
Live* sketches back to back, with flimsy plots on which to
string a lifeline of laughs. The first act views the Old
Testament through a queer lens. As co-architects of
civilization, fastidious Adam teaches butch Jane the finer
points of laundry. “We do not grab and bunch,” he scolds,
“we fluff and fold!” When everyone herds onto the ark to
escape the flood, Jane and Mabel learn about non-monogamy from
a rabbit named Fluffy and a pig named Babe. On dry land again,
the original foursome discover a strange race of human beings
who describe the horrifying practice of procreation.
“We’re gay,” Adam sniffs. “We don’t have children.
We have taste.”
Act two skips ahead to a
Christmas Eve party in contemporary Chelsea. Adam has decked
out the apartment with every conceivable piece of Xmas kitsch
(so much for gay taste). Steve is on protease inhibitors
(“28 prayers a day”), and Jane is expecting, despite her
protesting, “I”m not supposed to be pregnant, I’m a
bulldyke!” New Age Mabel has arranged for her and Jane to be
married at the party by a handicapped lesbian rabbi with a
cable-access TV show and a hotline (1-900-SHEBREW). The jokes
are up-to-the-minute topical, and as with all sketch humor,
some deliver themselves, and others need help. Here Rudnick
and his longtime director Christopher Ashley are abetted by
some hardy troupers, including Becky Ann Baker as Jane, Lisa
Kron (of the Five Lesbian Brothers) as Babe/Rabbi Sharon, and
especially Peter Bartlett who plays a department-store Santa
as an exquisitely curdled fairy.
There is evidence throughout
the play that there are some serious thoughts brewing beneath
the comic froth. If God made Adam and Steve, it seems to be
asking, who made God? Why do humans seem to require religious
faith, and if God is so wonderful why are we so afraid of
Him/Her/It? Although these are worthy questions, it must be
said that Paul Rudnick is no Friedrich Nietzsche. On the other
hand, there’s not a single laugh in *Thus Spake Zarathustra*.
So there should be no doubt as to who’s the philosopher and
who’s most fabulous.
The Advocate, February 2,
1999
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