“What causes homosexuality?” asks Mr. Charles, settling
himself on the throne of his cable-access empire, sporting a
lemon custard jacket, a paisley necktie for a belt, and a
gleam in his eye born of more than one martini. “I do!”
Like a creature fashioned
from the DNA of Paul Lynde in some fabulous laboratory, the
title character of Paul Rudnick’s hilarious new one-act Mr.
Charles, Currently of Palm Beach embodies a gay archetype
that Carl Jung overlooked: the Stereotype That Gives Us All a
Bad Name. Mr. Charles apparently became so notorious for
taking “nellie breaks” at politically incorrect times that
he was asked to leave New York. As revenge, he has repaired to
Southern Florida and taken to the airwaves with his late-night
cable show, Too Gay.
Besides proclaiming that he
can turn anyone gay with a look -- which makes his impromptu
visits to maternity wards disturbing to new parents -- Mr.
Charles provides breezy answers to questions sent in by
viewers. Should gays be allowed to serve in the military? Mr.
Charles thinks not. “Make remarks, not war.” Should gays
be allowed marry? “Of course, to wealthy older women.” He
astutely notes that only a gay disease would be treated by
something called a cocktail. And he has in mind writing a few
more children’s books on homosexuality, such as Uncle
Patrick has a Beautiful Apartment and Aunt Cathy’s
Large Friend. Mr. Charles (the magnificently prissy Peter
Bartlett) is assisted throughout the program by the lovely and
talented Shane (Ross Gibby), who models a new costume with
each entrance. When Mr. Charles runs through his 60-second
capsule history of gay theater, which he summarizes as
“Love, Valour, and Gratuitous Male Frontal Nudity,” Shane
appears in his best costume of the show. “Danke, Shane,”
coos the host.
Paul Rudnick on a roll is one
of the funniest writers in America. As playwright (Jeffrey),
screenwriter (In and Out), and columnist (Premiere’s
pseudonymous Libby Gelman-Waxner), Rudnick creates
high-density topical humor with gay sensibility. But he’s
not just a laugh machine: Mr. Charles deftly and
sincerely celebrates a gay population usually ignored or
ridiculed. Seen briefly last month as part of Ensemble Studio
Theater’s annual one-act marathon, the half-hour play is
clearly a sketch, with echoes of Saturday Night Live’s
“Church Lady” and Christopher Durang’s Sister Mary
Ignatius (which premiered at the same theater). Think of
it as a snack to tide us over until Rudnick’s next full
meal.
The Advocate, June 23, 1998
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