In 1985, 24-year-old Jon Robin Baitz made his playwriting
debut in L.A. with a one-act called Mizlansky/Zilinsky.
Twelve years and several acclaimed dramas later, Baitz has
revised his first baby for its New York premiere. Like his
other plays, it’s a verbally dazzling, impossibly fast-paced
showdown between contemporary I-got-mine business ethics and
whatever it takes to say no to them. Unlike his other plays, Mizlansky
is set in Hollywood, so the scumbag title characters are more
entertainingly pathetic, their values more venal, their
pretensions higher than Robert Downey Jr. before rehab.
With the IRS nipping at their
heels, two producers who never churned out anything more
respectable than LSD Mama Detective are hoping to flee
the country with proceeds from one last scheme, selling tax
shelters to Oklahoma dentists. Among those sucked into this
caper are an actor who acts in Beckett under the stars while
waiting to hear if he’s landed a TV job as an intergalactic
rodent, a masseuse whose one golden opportunity consisted of
standing in for Jodie Foster while making Foxes, and a
young gay playwright (guess who?) hired as a story editor but
reduced to fetching take-out mint kasha for Davis Mizlansky,
bullshit artist non pareil.
Baitz captures the underside
of the Hollywood dream machine right down to the last
scathing, hilarious, sad detail. Director Joe Mantello (Baitz’s
lover) pulls terrific performances out of a strong cast topped
by Nathan Lane as Mizlansky, whose monstrousness is humorous
and human, even when warning his boy-slave, “If I catch you
going to pool parties at Barry Diller’s house, you’re
fired!”
The Advocate, 1998
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