CHILDBIRTH

 
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary: the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I’d have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.

-- Rita Rudner

Call it “womb awe” or “womb worship,” but it is not simple envy. I don’t remember ever wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence….It was, quite suddenly, the first day of creation: the Goddess was giving birth to a world….Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?

-- Sam Keen

She’s screaming like crazy….You have this myth you’re sharing the birth experience. Unless you’re circumcising yourself with a chain saw, I don’t think so. Unless you’re opening an umbrella up your ass, I don’t think so!

-- Robin Williams

We have a secret in our culture, and it’s not that birth is painful. It’s that women are strong.

-- Laura Stavoe Harm

From what I have seen…human birth is a joyful experience when properly rescued from arrogant male physicians who seem to want total control over a process they cannot experience.

-- Stephen Jay Gould
                                                                      

                                       David, Angela, and baby Luna