Nobody ever self-identifies as a hipster, ever.
Yet there seem to be tons of them. Who are they? They’re
“them,” of course, but actually they are us. And we hate
them/us. Still, we like having the health-food place around
the corner and the new boutique down the street. But “Die,
hipster scum” is never far from our lips. A more appropriate
slogan, however, might be “Save the neighborhood – kill
yourself!”
-- Andrew Boyd, “I Got Off the Beaten Path (But So Did
Everyone Else)”

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