BAGGAGE

  
We arrive with our baggage and for a while they're brilliant, they're baggage handlers. We say, "Where's your baggage?" They deny all knowledge of it, they're in love, they have none. Then, just as you're relaxing, a great big juggernaut arrives...with their baggage. It got held up. The greatest myth men have about women is that we overpack.

-- from Patrick Marber's play Closer