(E)XAGGERATE

                                  
There is nothing worse than some bore who always has to tell a story exactly the way it happened. No one cares. People want to be amused by a good story. Exaggerate! Exaggerating makes all stories better. Exaggerators aren't liars, they're just entertaining personalities.
And always stay away from video cameras and people who film or tape every event and family gathering. Video cameras are the curse of the exaggerator. No one can embellish a story when confronted with the facts right in front of her on someone's TV. The best stories are always the ones that we exaggerate. A good exaggerator will never be considered a bore.

TIP:
Exaggerating makes our lives more creative and inventive without much money.

-- Karen Finley